jonesing for jeans..

forgive me readers, for i have sinned. it's been one week since my last update...

in the time between, i have embarked on a quest for the perfect pair(s) of jeans. 

my jeans never fit!!! and i do not know why. the size tens get up to my thighs and get stuck going upward, and the size twelves go past the thighs comfortably but are way too big around the bum area.

so i googled designer jeans:

:7 for all mankind

:sass&bide

but the saggy bum area was not encouraging. i like my jeans to mold, dangit!

and then there were these:

:by nudie,

and these:

:by Deola Sagoe

which looked about perfect but the question still remained, how do i get them to look like that on me??

help, people?

ps: for the 7 for all mankind, Sass&Bide and Nudie pairs, go here

      for the (award winning) Deola Sagoe ones, visit her website