The University of Warwick grounds are substantial. Everyday - or every week - I find something or someplace new. While this mostly reflects my hermitude (yes.) it doesn't take away from the validity of that statement.
Compton Residences, Westwood Campus
Today I found out:
1. I do not wear size 32 pants.
I cannot for the life of me convert a standard size 10 measurement into inches. So, when I bought a pair of jeans online I ... guessed. Turns out they are too big. (This is a good thing.)
2. Grass frosts over at minus three degrees.
3. There are people in the world who still need to ask me if I'm sure I'm over eighteen.
This makes me squee uncontrollably in my mind.
4. You can open a bottle of wine by hitting the bottom against a shoe.
Related: I am unable to use this method, so it is a good thing one of my flatmates owns a corkscrew.
5. I spend more money when I don't have enough of it.
Not in actual fact, because that would be impossible. But. Considering how prudent I mostly am with money I make bad decisions when I'm broke. Or hormonal. Or both.
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