30 Rock makes me:

Happy when I'm feeling sad

Happier when I'm feeling happy

Happiest when I'm drunk.

It makes me forget, when I'm hungry, 

And gives me the strength to decide to cook when I start to scream at myself from starvation.

It makes my bed seem nice and comfortable, it makes me forget I am in a nicely furnished cube a thousand miles away from my friends. 

It makes me smile at the clothes on my carpeted floor, and even - yes, it even makes me want to pick them up and get them laundered.

30 Rock makes me smile when I've just had a bad dream, makes me forget I'm cranky when I haven't had enough sleep, and makes me believe I'm beautiful when I smile.

It makes me want to fondle my muffin top, marry Alec Baldwin and swap brains with Tina Fey.

I'm glad it took me all these years to discover it, because now I have them all saved up and don't have to wait until I catch up. 

And when I do, I'll just WATCH THEM ALL OVER AGAIN!