Body Con - iHeart I ain't copying ya!!!

So my NBFF(new best friend forever) recently invested in a body con dress by the so far one trick pony Herve Leger(I am a bit of a 'tard I don't know how to do accents on my keyboard). Another BFF has the skirt, unlike my old pal iHeart I think the body con is rather nice. I am partial to the skirt but the dress is also lovely.

The dress has taken the world by storm I think it is because it makes a statement particularly 'My body is f**king awesome b***hes'. I am not trying to air my dirty laundry in public but iHeart and I have a rocky relationship at times. I disagree with you iHeart with every fibre of my being I do not think you have to be skinny to wear it, in fact I think it also lends itself rather well to curvy women.

Obviously you cannot be too curvy/fat or skinny because it clings but if you have sufficient junk in the right place then it works. Some may argue that this dress banishes excess lumps and bumps but I am far too much of a coward to advise taking such a risk.

As I stated above it does not suit all body types. Leona Lewis looks a bit wide and Paris looks too narrow for the dress and the colour.

I really like the colourful ones because I think they define and enhance the contours of your body. The dresses are so sexy they fit like a second skin. iHeart are you convinced? Will you still love me tomorrow? Most importantly does this blog have a future? ;-)