Straight out of a Styles novel.

So this one goose was like, Sqwaaaack, bitch, sqwack!
And his friend was like, Moo, and ducked its head under a feather.
And then it was like, What the fuck man, fucking sqwack, you. Sqwaaaaaack bitch! How dare you fukcing sqwack?
And his friend was like, Moo, moooooo! (He’s being struck by lightning. Set on fire. Flayed alive.)
And then they turned their backs on each other.
True story.